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Tuesday, August 18, 2009
credit CHASEr
I THINK SOME PPL MAYBE LOTS OF PPL R IN MY SPOT, CHASE BANK PUSH HIS CREDIT CARDS IN AN AGRESIVE WAY, AND ONE DAY THEY START TO RAISE THE % JUST LIKE THAT, NO REASON THAT U WOULD THINK WILL BE A GOOD REASON TO DO SO, SO I START SENDING THEM A RESPOND LIKE THAT, U TELL ME IF U AGREE :
SOME WEHERE IN CHASE BANK IN THE SMART DEPARTMENT THE SMARTER CEO CALLED THE LES SMARTER
AND TOLD HIME I WANT U TO RAISE THE INTREST FOR H. NAE VISA ,
LES SMARTER : BUT SIR WHY WE DO THAT? HE IS PAYING ON TIME NEVER LATE?
SMARTER : WE GOING TO RAISE IT CUZ THE NEW LAW IS COMING,
LES SMARTER : BUT HE IS A GOOD CUSTEMER WHY WE DO IT?
SMARTER CUZ' WE CAN AND STOP ASKING JUST RAISE IT TO 20%
LES SMARTER : WHAT IF HE CAN'T PAY?
SMARTER : THEN WE CLOSE ALL HIS CHASE VISA CARDS.
LES SMARTER : BUT ALL THIS CARDS HE PAY ALL OF THEM , NEVER LATE,
SMARTER : YEA BUT HE HAVE TOO MANY CARDS,
LES SMARTER : YEA BUT WE THE ONE WHO OFFER HIME AND GIVE HIME LOW %,
SMARTER : YEA BUT THAT WAS THEN AND WE ARE NOW,
LES SMARTER: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LINE OF CREDIT ....1799 WE FROZE HIS CREDIT WITH NO
REASON, AND LINE OF BUSINESS IS TO HELP SMALL BUSINESS, MAYBE WE SHOULD HELP
SMALL BUISENESS , DIDN'T OBAMA SAID SO?
SMARTER: OBAMA SHMOBAMA WHO CARE , HE GIVE US BILLIONS NOW ITS OURS ,
LES SMARTER : SIR U THINK IT IS GOOD FOR BUSINESS?
SMARTER : WHY U THINK THEY PAY ME $100,000,000.
LES SMARTER : YES SIR U RIGHT U THE SMARTER ONE.
few days later....................................
LES SMARTER WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT THE SMART ONE WILL NOT THINK THAT HE IS
WEEK, SO HE CAME UP WITH AN IDEA, HE WENT TO THE SMART ONE AND SAID:
SIR WHAT THIS SMALL BUISNESS GUY WILL GO TO THE MEDIA AND TELL HIS STORY....
THE SMARTER STOP HIM RIGHT AWAY .." WHAT MEDIA ? WE PAY THEM MILLIONS FOR
ADVERTIZING NOW WE CAME TO HELP CALIFORNIA TO MOVE UP, NO ONE WILL PAY ATTENTION
TO HIM, BUT U CAN SEND HIM A LETTER THAT BY RIZING HIS % WE HELPING HIM, HE IS LIKE
THE WHITE GUYS IN THE WASHINGTON MUTUAL COMMERCIAL. "
LES SMARTER : " SIR IN THAT COMERCIAL WE MAKE WHITE PPL BANKERS LOOK BAD:
SMARTER : NO I MEAN THAT LITTLE BUSINESS GUY NO ONE CARE ",
LES SMARTER BUT THEY STOP IT CUZ IT WAS A BAD RACIAL ADVERTIZE, AND HE CAN GO
ON THE INTERNET AND TELL THE STORY."
SMARTER : I HEAT THE INTERNET, WE CAN'T CONTROLL IT .. O.K. O.K. SEND A STUPID
LETTER AFTER ALL HE IS NOT SMART AS I AM,
LES SMARTER : O.K. SO IT WAS A GOOD IDEA? SIR ...SIR U HEAR ME?
SMARTER: UR IDEA ???? WHO U THINK U R ...?
SOME WEHERE IN CHASE BANK IN THE SMART DEPARTMENT THE SMARTER CEO CALLED THE LES SMARTER
AND TOLD HIME I WANT U TO RAISE THE INTREST FOR H. NAE VISA ,
LES SMARTER : BUT SIR WHY WE DO THAT? HE IS PAYING ON TIME NEVER LATE?
SMARTER : WE GOING TO RAISE IT CUZ THE NEW LAW IS COMING,
LES SMARTER : BUT HE IS A GOOD CUSTEMER WHY WE DO IT?
SMARTER CUZ' WE CAN AND STOP ASKING JUST RAISE IT TO 20%
LES SMARTER : WHAT IF HE CAN'T PAY?
SMARTER : THEN WE CLOSE ALL HIS CHASE VISA CARDS.
LES SMARTER : BUT ALL THIS CARDS HE PAY ALL OF THEM , NEVER LATE,
SMARTER : YEA BUT HE HAVE TOO MANY CARDS,
LES SMARTER : YEA BUT WE THE ONE WHO OFFER HIME AND GIVE HIME LOW %,
SMARTER : YEA BUT THAT WAS THEN AND WE ARE NOW,
LES SMARTER: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LINE OF CREDIT ....1799 WE FROZE HIS CREDIT WITH NO
REASON, AND LINE OF BUSINESS IS TO HELP SMALL BUSINESS, MAYBE WE SHOULD HELP
SMALL BUISENESS , DIDN'T OBAMA SAID SO?
SMARTER: OBAMA SHMOBAMA WHO CARE , HE GIVE US BILLIONS NOW ITS OURS ,
LES SMARTER : SIR U THINK IT IS GOOD FOR BUSINESS?
SMARTER : WHY U THINK THEY PAY ME $100,000,000.
LES SMARTER : YES SIR U RIGHT U THE SMARTER ONE.
few days later....................................
LES SMARTER WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT THE SMART ONE WILL NOT THINK THAT HE IS
WEEK, SO HE CAME UP WITH AN IDEA, HE WENT TO THE SMART ONE AND SAID:
SIR WHAT THIS SMALL BUISNESS GUY WILL GO TO THE MEDIA AND TELL HIS STORY....
THE SMARTER STOP HIM RIGHT AWAY .." WHAT MEDIA ? WE PAY THEM MILLIONS FOR
ADVERTIZING NOW WE CAME TO HELP CALIFORNIA TO MOVE UP, NO ONE WILL PAY ATTENTION
TO HIM, BUT U CAN SEND HIM A LETTER THAT BY RIZING HIS % WE HELPING HIM, HE IS LIKE
THE WHITE GUYS IN THE WASHINGTON MUTUAL COMMERCIAL. "
LES SMARTER : " SIR IN THAT COMERCIAL WE MAKE WHITE PPL BANKERS LOOK BAD:
SMARTER : NO I MEAN THAT LITTLE BUSINESS GUY NO ONE CARE ",
LES SMARTER BUT THEY STOP IT CUZ IT WAS A BAD RACIAL ADVERTIZE, AND HE CAN GO
ON THE INTERNET AND TELL THE STORY."
SMARTER : I HEAT THE INTERNET, WE CAN'T CONTROLL IT .. O.K. O.K. SEND A STUPID
LETTER AFTER ALL HE IS NOT SMART AS I AM,
LES SMARTER : O.K. SO IT WAS A GOOD IDEA? SIR ...SIR U HEAR ME?
SMARTER: UR IDEA ???? WHO U THINK U R ...?
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